Everything is a thing.

Max Payne is the greatest Thing of all time.

Others, in order:

Four Stars

2. The Leftovers (TV Show)
3. Alan Wake (Remedy Game)
4. Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne (Video Game)
5. The Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky SC (Video Game)
6. Death Stranding (Video Game)
7. The Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky (Trails Game)
8. Lady Gaga - MAYHEM (Album)
9. Geese - Getting Killed (Album)
10. Marathon (2026) (Video Game)
11. Alan Wake 2 (Remedy Game)
12. Europa Universalis V (Video Game)
13. 007 First Light (Video Game)
14. Imaginary People - Alibi (Album)
15. Florence + the Machine - Everybody Scream (Album)

Three Stars

16. Solium Infernum (2024) (Video Game)
17. Haruki Murakami - Kafka on the Shore (Book)
18. Pavements (Movie)
19. The Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky the 3rd (Trails Game)
20. Marathon (1994) (Video Game)
21. Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (Movie)
22. And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead - XI: Bleed Here Now (Album)
23. Cafuné - Bite Reality (Album)
24. Ariel Pink - With You Every Night (Album)
25. A Dream Within a Dream (C-Drama)
26. Big Thief - Double Infinity (Album)
27. Wednesday - Bleeds (Album)
28. Beirut - a Study of Losses (Album)
29. Beirut - Hadsel (Album)

Two Stars

30. Prince - Around the World in a Day (Album)
31. Sloan - Based on the Bestseller (Album)
32. Tame Impala - Deadbeat (Album)
33. Pearl Jam - Lightning Bolt (Album)
34. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Splintered Fate (Video Game)
35. Frog - the COUNT (Album)
36. Neko Case - Neon Grey Midnight Green (Album)
37. The Weeknd - Dawn FM (Album)
38. Neko Case - Middle Cyclone (Album)
39. Mac DeMarco - Guitar (Album)
40. Deftones - Private Music (Deftones Album)
41. The Wallflowers - Breach (Album)
42. Peak (Video Game)

One Star

43. The Acolyte (TV Show)
44. Casey Dienel - My Heart Is an Outlaw (Album)
45. Deftones - Diamond Eyes (Deftones Album)
46. RV There Yet? (Video Game)