A game where you walk long distances, slowly, and sometimes it rains and there are ghosts. You can kind of traverse anything if you just hold down the triggers, so it's not like it's hard. But that's for suckers, get ambitious! Carry too much junk! Drop ropes and ladders and build bridges!

You have a baby that can see the ghosts. The ghosts are made of anti-matter I think? Or might as well be. Sometimes [Hannibal] shows up and you get in a gun fight with him. You might think it doesn't make sense. But you'd be wrong; they will very meticulously detail every nook and cranny to explain how every little detail of this weird world works.

But it still kind of doesn't make sense.

Four Stars.

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Death Stranding is the:

• Greatest Video Game of all time.
• Greatest Thing of all time.